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drunktrophywife:

weloveshortvideos:

Jet Pack Fail on Live TV!

This is honestly a classic




sofalcondone:

kawaiiassatan:

sofalcondone:

THE ALBUM IS NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES!!!

this is fkn beautiful

literally me



LIKE MY FACEBOOK PAGE XO



TONIGHT IS GONNA BE SO FUN!

vsrsbsns replied to your post: it’s not fuckin cute when people go to…

it sounds like you needed someone to make out with you, instead~ :P



brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

  • Bisexual community: We define bisexuality as attraction to people of the same gender and different genders.
  • Biphobes: Aaaaactually bisexuality means "attracted to men and women" because the prefix "bi" means "two".
  • Bisexual community: Okay, that's a really narrow and finicky way of examining things, but yes the prefix bi means two. Which means that bisexual people are attracted to two different gender groups. Like, for example, people of the same gender as them and people of a different gender than them. Which is what we said. Our definition of our own sexual orientation is still right even with your narrow and finicky standards applied to it.
  • Biphobes: Sorry, I didn't catch any of that. I have my entire head and neck firmly lodged up my own ass. Bi means two. Bisexual means


Just found two shiny Pokemon in a row. Jigglypuff and Snubull :D



Leave (Get Out) - JoJo


whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

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it’s not fuckin cute when people go to drag shows, get fucked up, and make out right at the front of the stage. people are actually watching the queens and your messy ass is taking up room. go the fuck to the back and have your nasty ass time alone, no one wants to see it, especially during a fucking show.



shisnojon:

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

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sofalcondone:

…….can’t….stop…playing….with…….my…balls……



SAINT LOUIS FOLLOWERS COME TO MY SHOWS DAMMIT

I have one tomorrow at the Gramaphone. I’ll be opening for Jenny Teator and the Fevers. Show starts at 9!



Anonymous asked:
This isn't a question, I just wanted to say I live in St. Louis too :)

WOOT HI NEIGHBOR!